You've been here for 37 meetings, and you still can't escape. Welcome to the Void Syndrome.
Meetings that never end, discussions that go on forever, and an endless sea of PowerPoint presentations.
Here's the meeting schedule for today:
Don't worry, there's no escape from the Void Syndrome. You're here to stay.
This meeting will be held simultaneously in 3 different locations, and you'll be expected to attend all three.
Location 1: The Conference Room
Location 2: The Break Room
Location 3: The Supply Closet
Please arrive at all three locations and try not to think about the paradoxical nature of it all.
This meeting will involve the same discussion, repeated ad infinitum, with slight variations.
Attendees will be required to recite the exact same presentation, with slightly different words.
Repeat, repeat, repeat, until you're blue in the face.
This meeting will loop back on itself, ad infinitum, with no resolution in sight.
Discussion topics will include: "The importance of meetings", "The benefits of meetings", and "Why we need more meetings".
Attendees will be expected to participate in an endless loop of self-reinforcing discussions.